Abbott and Costello – Dyeing Routine
A classic Abbott and Costello routine from their radio demonstrate – in which Bud Abbott is discussing his Uncle Herman whom works in a dye stock, and Lou Costello confuses " dyeing” for " dieing” — with minimal effort, it might be turned into a gospel ministry skit, at the end the clown taking Bud's part discussing dying, psychic death and eternal your life.
Bud Abbott: You'd better take that suit to my Granddad Herman's, At the Kurt Dry out Cleaning Flower. Lou Costello: Dry Cleaning Plant? What's your Dad Herman performing there? Bud Abbott: Very well this is Friday, He's dyeing today.
Lou Costello: � That's horrible Abbott, My spouse and i didn't even know he was sick. Bud Abbott: Wow, He basically sick, your dog is dyeing.
Lou Costello: � He's dying and this individual isn't sick and tired?
Bud Abbott: That's right, if perhaps he was unwell he could hardly dye. Lou Costello: � Why not?
Bud Abbott: Very well it's against the rules from the cleaning flower. Lou Costello: � You mean they will wouldn't let him die if he's sick. Bud Abbott: That's right. If a fellow is unwell they will not let him in to the place to dye. Lou Costello: � What do they do keep him in the street?
Bud Abbott: Oh no no no! He cant coloring in the street.
Lou Costello: � This individual can't?
Bud Abbott: Zero, if he wants to coloring he must go up several floors. Lou Costello: � He's got to die on the seventh floors?
Bud Abbott: Well certainly.
Lou Costello: � Is there any escalator in the place?
Bud Abbott: No .
Lou Costello: � The nerve of the persons!
Bud Abbott: What do you mean?
Lou Costello: � Making an unhealthy man climb seven flooring surfaces to expire! Why don't that they send him home? Bud Abbott: Because his better half won't allow him to dye in the home. Lou Costello: � Partner don't?
Bud Abbott: She don't wish him dyeing in the house.
Lou Costello: � She no longer?
Bud Abbott: No .
Lou Costello: � He might as well go crawl under a rock. Imagine a guy can't possibly die in the own house. Bud Abbott: No simply no, if will be certainly any dyeing to be performed around the house, his wife will it. Lou Costello: � You mean...